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Jake's Song Of The Week-June 14th
Well Happy Flag Day! Yep, today is one of the days we Americans are supposed to hang the old Red White and Blue outside our homes proudly. My flag was ruined during the winter and I've yet to purchase a new one. Pity, because it added some color to an otherwise drab exterior.
It's been a pretty busy week here for me. I hadn't had time to listen to much new music. I am in the process of learning a new language called HTML, or blog speak would be a better word. In order for me to get efficient in this thing called blogging, there is a whole set of rules that u need to know in order to do cool stuff like adding pictures to highlighted words, and all of theses terms that let the computer know that what ur typing is what you want printed. It is not fun and I get lost and pissed off upon every reading of the info that I have printed out. Fooey on technology, but hopefully it will click like most things do with me.So far "Not So Much".
So what happened around the U.S. this week. Well that Miss California lady got to hear Donald Trump's favorite words. Your Fired is the phrase I'm thinking of. It seems while she crusaded across the country spreading her own good word, it seems she forgot she had contractual obligations that actually had to do with her tiara. She was asked to turn that in along with her sash and sceptor. I'm sure they are going to let her keep the boobs that the pageant paid for.
David Letterman managed to bunch up Sarah Palin's panties this week after a joke was made about A Rod(Ball player) knocking up her daughter during a recent visit to the ball park. If you ask me A Rod should have been madder than Palin. It's good to see Letterman cross the line once in a while. He is getting older and a bit more mellow in his wit.
The U.S. is also into selling prisoners it seems. Rather than figure out what to do with these guys, we just shopped around to see who would buy our current residents of Guantanamo. Hey the republicans love capitalism, so they should be happy for Thailand for striking a deal. I'd be willing to take one for far less than what they are going for.
My lawn needs mowing and I could easily electrify my fence!
Chastity Bono announced that she will be having gender reassignment surgery. That's one way to top Mom in the elective surgery department! After seeing a few recent pics, I only have one question. What sex will she be transitioning to? Chastity has gotten a bit large and I'm not sure if she is officially Chaz yet. She looks like one of the Nelson twins after a bad patch. I'm all about people being happy, so go to it!
How about a tune? Well that's what we're here for, after all. Josh Ritter has been around for a while. I remember playing some of his stuff when i was spinning at The Iron Monkey in Jersey City a number of years ago. Josh was born in Idaho and both of his parents were neuroscientists. Cool that they got a musician out the pairing. Josh pursued studies in neurscience, but the music bug bit him and he attended music school in Scotland. He soon started making enough money to be a full time musician and got signed. He was influenced by Bob Dylan and early Johnny Cash. His stuff is light and doesn't always lean to hard core folk. This week's song is called "Right Moves" and to these ears , it has a certain amount of Lennon to it. It's a good summer song. Enjoy.
I didn't get to do any research this week for celebrity birthdays, but it looks like I typed enough to intrude on your day in a reasonable amount. Have a great week.
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Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Top Non-Emergency Calls-Chill, Officer
On April 21, 2006, Edward Sanchez called 911 with a strange request. It seems the Michigan police officer had pocketed some marijuana seized during an arrest and baked it into pot brownies. He hadn't, however, counted on a drug-induced fit of panic. "I think we're dying," Sanchez told the dispatcher. "We made brownies, and I think we're dead. Time is going by really really really really slowly." Sanchez escaped prosecution by offering to resign from the force.
Emergency Calls-How to Open a Door
If only every rescue were this easy. A Florida woman called 911 saying she was stuck inside her car with the windows up in a Walgreen's parking lot. Her engine wouldn't start, and it was getting hot. The 911 operator's advice? Unlock the door, and pull the handle. Presto.
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Joe Dallesandro
The Sound Track? Santana's Black Magic Woman This guy is a gay icon created by Andy Warhol/Paul Morrissey in the 60s-70s
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Thursday, May 28, 2009
Jake's Song Of The Week-Memorial Day
Happy memorial day weekend everyone. It is the official start of the summer season here on the East Coast. Lines of cars, minivans, and convertibles will have already been celebrating on the jewel of the east coast we call The Jersey Shore. Roads will be packed, trunks will be crammed and many shore house owners will "Smell That Ocean"( an old quote by a lovable, yet twisted woman) for the very first time this year. There will be that guy at the beach that just couldnt manage to apply that sunscreen on right and will look like one of Grandma's Starlite Mints by the end of the day! There will be the college aged renters getting their livers in gear for what will be a very cirrhotic season.
It has been a pretty interesting few weeks. I've been a pool guy, a home health aid, a commercial food product developer, a grief counselor, an aggravated cook, and as always, a tequila enthusiast. I've had more hats on than Don Francisco during a Sabado Gigante marathon! But it's all good and I weathered the storm.
So what are we all supposed to do for Memorial Day? Besides for flying the flag half way, or playing Taps? We are supposed to reflect. So why not pick a song by a group that for most of us means looking back and remembering.
The Pet Shop Boys have been cranking out music for over 20 years and have sold over 50 million record. These two guys have always had such an edginess to their brand of cool. Slick, dancey, yet smart all at the same time. They put out a new CD in March called Yes. Im a bit late with this, but it's not like they get much radio play here in the U.S. anymore.
There is the link for the video.
There vids were never that exciting, but it's great to see the guys still putting out product.
Since grilling seems to be the thing to do this weekend, so I'm including another song. Nothing gets my parties moving more than some latin jazz. So I'm attaching a really fun cover version of a pop classic by a gent named Senor Coconut. Is that a great name or what?
Both songs are relatively short, so u should get the email with the two attachments. If not, I'll have to figure something out. Enjoy the rest of the holiday weekend and have a great week. I'm headed out for a few hours.
Cheers, Jake aka"Dj Foodguy"
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Jake's Song Of The Week-April 19
Hello readers! This turned out to be a fun week. I was asked to slap on the DJ Foodguy hat again and I got do do some spinning for a small, yet fun party at a friend's apartment. The apartment is beautiful and they thought it might be fun to have a DJ. It was great to pack up my mixer and entertain a cool group of people for the evening. When I was doing it semi regularly, I had a photographic memory of what song was on each disc. It took me a while to get into the groove of things, but all went well.
What was the word of the week here in the states this week??? TEA PARTIES! That's right, no cucumber sandwiches, scones or clotted cream were served at these protests. It seems that many of our citizens are not happy with the President's spending and new tax ideas, so these Docker wearing patriots got together in protest. I saw some of the snooze fests on TV and who did I see entertaining the crowd? Ted Nugent!!! That man is one big nut job. I only saw him playing guitar. I'm sure he had something poignant and intelligent to say after he did his "Wango Tango". Nice choice to represent. I guess they wanted to look "hip" by picking him. It was a rather boring display. There were no Mad Hatters at this tea party and Alice seemed to have skipped the "Drink Me" bottle. One question though. Why do people feel compelled to bring their kids to political rallies? Like we are supposed to believe that an eight year old really cares about taxes while he wears a badly painted sign that his parents made for him?
It was also the return of Sarah Palin week! Sarah decided to lend her face to an anti abortion rally in Indiana this week. It's going to be interesting to see how this lady keeps herself in the public eye long enough to run for president in 2012. I will say one thing for her. She does really seem to believe in everything she says. But then again so did the guy outside the Burger King yesterday that told me that red meat had caused his penis to fall off, thus causing his wife to leave him and putting him in the homeless state he was in. It was a good story, so he got my spare change! On the crazy scale, he gets a 5. Next time, I do the Drive-Thru.
Depeche Mode
I've got music from a band that is known for being influential and at times ground breaking. How about some new stuff from DEPECHE MODE? Yep, the boys are back! These guys are probably the biggest band to come from the 1980's New Wave movement. They have sold over 100 million records world wide and have a new cd called Sounds Of The Universe that will be available here in the U.S. on April 21st. They will be touring Europe and will be doing 28 cities in 21 countries. The dates for the U.S. tour have been announced. The song is called Wrong. The video is actually pretty interesting. It's a disturbing little video that kept my attention. We all know I have the attention span of a ferret, so that's a pretty good accomplishment. It's good to have Depeche Mode back!
Marilyn Chambers
The adult film world had a loss this week. Marilyn Chambers passed away! Best known for her part in Behind The Green Door, she also created some hooplah after having sex on screen with a black actor named Johnny Keyes. She was picked for the role due to her resemblance to then popular actress Cybill Shepard(who just gave the sex away). She also got some press after passing out after a 45 minute love marathon on screen. She was a smart lady when it came to her career. She got 25,000 dollars to be in Behind The Green Door(that was a lot of money) and even asked for a percentage of the gross! That was unheard of back then. Then she relesed the info that she was in fact the face of the Mom on the Ivory Snow box. The lady was only 56 when she passed away. Back when I worked at a retail pharmacy, we had a video club and offered a small selection of adult films. I remember one of our wittier pharmacists having a thing for Marilyn Chambers. He would always ask if she was still making movies. It broke my heart to tell the guy that she really hadn't made that many to begin with.
Enjoy your week guys. I'm going to go out and give the yard it's first mowing of the season. It looks like we're gonna get some rain here, so I'd better get out there. I'm very happy to be able to put a pair of shorts on! I'll have to start working on the tan soon. Enjoy the music!
Cheers, Jake aka"Dj Foodguy"
"If Life Was Perfect, Cows Would Make Tequila"
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
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illusions-Dont always believe what you see
Stare at the cross in the centre and the pink circles will seem to disappear
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Gay Erotica - Leather Jacket Love Story
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Disgusting Dominos People
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This is a great lesson on why you never post something like this on the Internet. These Dominos workers posted this on you...
The Meaning of Life...Maybe
Top Five Gay Cartoon Characters
In no Particular Order. Words from a site I cant remember at the moment but will later when I find it
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1) Batman and Robin
There`s nothing more to say about this pair.
2) He-Man
Definitely one of those butch in the streets, femme in the sheets queens. If he were a real person He-Man would be the type of guy who works out at the gym and, when he`s not out cruising, spends his weekends gurning on ketamin at some of the less salubrous gay nightspots in town.
3) Bugs Bunny
He cross-dresses, he loves opera, he`s got a very cute behind. What`s not gay about that?
4) South Park
From Mr Garrison to Big Gay Al, to the episode when the whole town turns gay, it`s pointless picking out a gay character in this whirlpool of gayness. Sure, the makers often irritate some of the more pious queer activists, but lighten up, it`s only comedy.
5) Waylon Smithers
The closeted sidekick to Mr Burns in the Simpsons. There`s more to his loyalty to Burns than first meets the eye. Simpsons nerds will recall at least twenty episodes when Smithers declares his love, like the one where it appears that the world is coming to an end, Smithers says "Oh, what the hell," and kisses Mr. Burns full on the lips.
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1) Batman and Robin
There`s nothing more to say about this pair.
2) He-Man
Definitely one of those butch in the streets, femme in the sheets queens. If he were a real person He-Man would be the type of guy who works out at the gym and, when he`s not out cruising, spends his weekends gurning on ketamin at some of the less salubrous gay nightspots in town.
3) Bugs Bunny
He cross-dresses, he loves opera, he`s got a very cute behind. What`s not gay about that?
4) South Park
From Mr Garrison to Big Gay Al, to the episode when the whole town turns gay, it`s pointless picking out a gay character in this whirlpool of gayness. Sure, the makers often irritate some of the more pious queer activists, but lighten up, it`s only comedy.
5) Waylon Smithers
The closeted sidekick to Mr Burns in the Simpsons. There`s more to his loyalty to Burns than first meets the eye. Simpsons nerds will recall at least twenty episodes when Smithers declares his love, like the one where it appears that the world is coming to an end, Smithers says "Oh, what the hell," and kisses Mr. Burns full on the lips.
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